Sunday, April 26, 2009

Upon Friending My Kindergarten Teacher on Facebook

How exactly do I prepare someone who knew me as a five year old for the kind of nonsense that might erupt from me online?

Especially since I, as an unrepentant sinner and general scalawag, might offend her sensibilities as a teacher in a Christian school with the myriad of questionable subjects upon which I write and the vulgar language I use.

Then again, like the farmer with a stalk of volunteer corn in his soybean field, she had to have an idea that I was bound to be no good.

Forgive me Miss Suttill... I know not what I do.


Mary E.Carey said...

Did you really cross your eyes like that? Or is it Photoshop?

Joey B said...

I seriously crossed my eyes like that. Miss Suttil told me recently that up to that point, she thought I was a sweet, quiet kid.

Mary E.Carey said...

Funny! The little blond girl second fron the left, top row looks like she's laughing hard!